Blogrolling is counting the days until death

It's MLB picture day over at the Sports Hernia. The Brewers going all emo does not bode well for their chances, I think.

Today's Moment of Blasphemy from the Onion is particularly trenchant, especially if you're wearing those shoes.

Major League Jerk is starting a fantasy baseball league against their commenters, and the winner gets a shirt. The FTT lawyers will be in touch, since that's so our move.

Epic Carnival ran a sports story? Kind of? I need to encourage that. Besides, there's NSFW Unit Hate. Or that this is one of those memes the Internet kids are into these days.

Actual Kentucky senator and one-time perfect game Phillies pitcher Jim Bunning gives one of those incredibly half-assed apologies for actively counting down the days towards another person's death. Classy!