The Superb Owl Happened And I Have Thoughts That You Should Read

Give The Dude A Moment

 > Asking Aaron Donald if he's going to retire in the greatest moment of his life is one of the reasons why America can and should hate the media

> In the time it took you to read this, Peacock has showed a half dozen increasingly desperate ads begging you to watch the content that you are not watching

> I'm not sure if this is body positivity, hip hop culture or Covid weight, but the halftime show had way more thickness on the dancers than pre-pandemic

> If you had a favorite ad and remembered it, I'm sorry that you were not paying attention to a wildly more compelling game, and please stop ruining the world with your nonsense

> Kudos to Matthew Stafford for trying the arm punt interception in the first half. It cost the Rams nothing in terms of field position, and QBs that never risk their numbers are selfish jerks

> Congrats to the Bengals for having the Bungle moment of losing 10 yards for illegal celebrations from guys who were not even playing in the game

> If I am Joe Burrow and management does not get me offensive linemen with a quickness, I am Carson Palmering my way out of town before I wind up drooling through meals

> Anyone who gives Eminem a live mic in front of 100+ million people is much more brave than I will ever, ever be

> On some level of Karmic Justice, I'm glad that the team that face masked their way to a go-ahead touchdown did not win

> The Bengals somehow lost a Super Bowl where a non-QB threw a touchdown pass, so yet again, the Nick Foles Eagles are clearly the best team ever

> You have to be happy for the dozens and dozens of true modern Los Angeles Rams fans that had to wait months and months to finally get a championship

> I was very disturbed by the fact that Stafford and Burrow seem to have sired all of the children in several towns

> Any NFL franchise that wants to hire a coach over 40 is clearly tanking

> Nice of the refs to not be noticeable until the money was on the table

> Cheer up, Browns and Giants fans -- Odell Beckham Jr. may have a ring, but he also got hurt

> Cheer up, Lions fans -- the season is over and football can't hurt you for another six months

> Cheer up, America -- you can go back to a world in which the Olympics, Peacock and crypto currency is much more easy to ignore