Top 10 takeaways from Germany's win over Brazil

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10) It's good that Brazil had home field advantage, or this could have gotten ugly

9) When Brazil gets waxed, it really is an unforgettable experience

8) Shockingly, the country has proven very accommodating to visiting Germans

7) Germany really has to be concerned about how their players have used up all of their goal scoring celebrations before the final

6) On some level, this has to be better than losing in penalty kicks

5) U.S. fans are feeling a lot better about their team's 1-0 loss to the Deutchlanders

4) Brazil's fans have to feel a lot better about spending billions and billions of dollars on stadiums and FIFA bribes to hos the Cup now

3) If only Brazil had been healthy and little luckier, they might lost this game by less than a historic margin

2) Brazil gave up more goals in this game than they did in the last three World Cup tournaments, which just goes to show how they were really overdue for a beatdown

1) The home team gets to try to redeem themselves in the third place game later this week, which reminds us just how dumb it is to play a third-place game