Top 12 Eternal Spring Training Stories

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12) Guy On Expiring Contract Knows This Is His Year And Going To Make Everyone Pay For Doubting Him

11) Guy Who Just Signed Immense New Contract Welcomes New Leadership Role And Is In No Way Going To Let Up Now That He's Rich Beyond His Wildest Dreams

10) Aging Injury-Prone Overpaid Star Is Totally Healthy And Going To Make Everyone Pay For Doubting Him

9) New Foreign Guy With Little Command Of English Language Or American Customs Is Adorable To All

8) Suspected Head Case In New Location Is Going To Make Everyone Pay For Doubting Him

7) Grinding Old Guy Focus Is Totally Better And Different Than Grinding Young Guy Focus

6) Faded Prospect Who Hasn't Received Regular Playing Time Going To Make Everyone Pay For Doubting Him

5) Routinely Scheduled Event In Mid-February Is Miraculous And Necessary Harbinger Of Spring, And The Only Thing That Will Save Us From Winter's Deathly Embrace

4) Small Florida Towns That Treat Pasty Northern Sportswriters Like High Rollers Reaffirm Nation's Faith In The Beneficial Nature Of Man

3) Aging Minor League Guy Who Finally Had A Big Year In The Sticks Is Going To Make Everyone Pay For Doubting Him

2) Current State Of Contracts And Team Payroll Disparity Is Proof Of How Everything Sucks Now

1) Former Drug And/Or Steroid User Is Totally Clean Now And Going To Make Everyone Pay For Doubting Him