Saturday, January 7, 2012

Top 10 NFL Wild Card Saturday Ad Questions

10) If I sign up for AT&T's cell phone coverage, will my teenaged daughter become dramatically unpleasant and moronic?

9) Why are impossible stunts being used to sell trucks?

8) If I take Cialis, will abandoned amusement parks open in my back yard, and is one of the side effects purchasing matching bathtubs?

7) Has anyone ever noticed, remembered, or made a purchase based on the sponsorship of a pre-game show?

6) Is anyone who has ever sold soda as a vendor in a stadium been proud of the job?

5) How do pigs on zip lines sell insurance?

4) Did DirecTV's ad agency read "If you give a pig a pancake" before coming up with the dead in a ditch cable customer ad?

3) Why is BMW so invested in telling us what they don't make?

2) Did half of the Jets' roster reject the offer of Pepsi Max, laying the seeds for their late-season collapse?

1) If you are the Egg McMuffin of boyfriends, doesn't that make you cheap, disposable and bad for you?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Being the egg mcmuffin of boyfriends means you know you don't need to spend a lot to get the best f-ing breakfast sandwich ever invented. It's also only 300 calories. Get a clue.

DMtShooter said...

Oh, and you also inspire diarrhea. Sorry for the omission.

Anonymous said...

The Cialis commercial... am I the only one who catches the irony of the amount and type of meat on the grill at the beginning of the commercial?

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