Let Them Eat Stupidity

So here's what was sent to the NBA negotiations, just in time for some press photos and blog grist, and the whole thing looks just too perfect to be true, doesn't it?

And as simple and fun and elegant as this was... couldn't have someone sent an erotic cake to Stern instead, since he's just been giving NBA fans the shaft for 3+ months now?

(Oh, and as to why the players should not just take 50% and be happy about everything? Because the large market franchises are already making money, the small market ones will continue to lose it regardless of the percentages involved, and that's just not how negotiations are done. At least, not when both parties are acting in good faith, which the owners are most assuredly not.)

But hey, cake!