Top 10 reasons why Tim Lincecum is pigging out

According to various reports, the Giants' ace is pounding down nearly 4,000 calories a day at In N' Out burger. As always, FTT has the reasons why.

10) Now that he's won a World Series, it's time to let go

9) Needs an extra 10 to 20 pounds to somehow get through the rigors of a six month job where he works every fifth day

8) Clearly his current body type and previous workout habits weren't working

7) Met Rick Reuschel at an alumni dinner and discovered that he's been doing it all wrong

6) Thinks if he does this long enough, In N Out will finally give him an endorsement deal

5) Can't stop watching "Supersize Me"

4) Hasn't been told that actual adults can eat food that doesn't come from a drive through

3) Wants to start a new scurvy trend

2) Has a truly disturbing number of intestinal parasites to support

1) Dude, marijuana so gives you the munchies