Sunday, April 19, 2015

Top 10 reasons why the Eagles are signing Tim Tebow

Tebow's Eagle Bandwagon (Future)
10) Tebow hasn't been in the NFL for 2 years, which means he's fresh as a daisy

9) Making opponents plan for special Tebow plays worked so well for the Rex Ryan Jets

8) Having Tebow around always brings out the best in Mark Sanchez

7) Like everything else that has been done in the past 10 years for the franchise, all part of a Marcus Mariota deal

6) Chip Kelly really wants to show how his system can win with damn near anything

5) It's all part of a cunning plan to make Matt Barkley incredibly motivated... to suicide

4) Like many of Kelly's moves, it's secretly all about special teams

3) This off-season has been so dull and bereft of things to write about, Kelly decided to throw the media a bone

2) Just hated him so much on SEC games, would do anything to change up those telecasts

1) It's part of an elaborate test to see just how far Eagle Fan will take before throwing up his hands and waiting for Kelly to scamper back to college

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