Awkward Girls Gymnastics Team Names

And everybody gets cake

Yes, I'm going to hell...

And I'll be joined there by the real life chuckle heads who run the EXTREME! Gymnastics team that I saw at my kid's state finals this last weekend. I'm sorry, folks, but unless your regimen includes copious amounts of barbed wire on the apparatus, broken glass on the mats, and over-the-top promos about what you are going to do in the upcoming competition, it's just not EXTREME! enough for the name.

Anyway, better out of my brain and into yours than staying here forever...

Participants

Briberellas

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Depilaters

All Whites

Anorexercisers

Chalk Eaters

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Leakers

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