Top 10 NFL Week 6 Ad Questions

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10) Do you really want a wireless company that makes you feel like a bouncing, mindless glob?

9) Is anyone else concerned for the mental health of Ickey Woods, or at the very least, want to shop in a different supermarket?

8) If I get an Amazon Fire, will I toggle through screens until everyone around me wants to scream?

7) Are Honda buyers required to have personal trainers while confessing to strangers?

6) Does becoming an X1 from Infinity cable subscriber inspire hallucinations?

5) If your woman jogs backwards with you while you are taking Cialis boner pills, does this indicate a willingness for anal?

4) Are iPhone 6 buyers compensating for something with their oversized phones?

3) Do all BMW buyers make cripplingly bad fiscal decisions from paralyzing bouts of regret, or just most?

2) Are all beast cancer survivors required to show their mammogram X-rays in public, or just during October?

1) Can anything, and I do mean anything, stop the onslaught of pumpkin spice into every single product on the planet?