Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Top 10 takeaways from the Michael Vick deal

10) Anyone who thinks that he's really going to play for six years behind this offensive line, and with this play calling, probably smokes the same stuff Vick "used" to

9) If he pulls in the nine figures from this deal, he actually gets to keep some of it

8) There's more than a reasonable chance that Vick will be in town longer than Andy Reid

7) You can put two plus two together and start selling off your DeSean Jackson uniforms
6) The first time that Vck slides instead of stretching for a first time, Racist Eagle Fan will spout off that it's because he got paid

5) If there hadn't been a lockout, this would have happened six months ago

4) Now that he got paid, the Eagles will finally be able to attract some talent in free agency

3) Somewhere in Minnesota, Donovan McNabb is nursing a mean drunk

2) If he had only had a good preseason, he would have made $150 million from this deal

1) This is going to seem really silly after he gets hurt in the first half of the first game, and loses the job to Vince Young


snd_dsgnr said...

Hopefully he handles his money better this time around.

That isn't intended to pile on the dog fighting thing by the way, from everything I've read about his pre-jail activities he seems like a guy that desperately needs to learn how to say "no" to friends and extended family.

DMtShooter said...

The Five Tool Ninja's opinion is that he won't have a positive net worth at age 40. Of course, he could say the same thing about me, given what's happened to the value of my home in the last five years...

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