Rejected Facts About The World's Most Interesting Man

Yes, I've seen these ads too much. Too, too, too much.

> Has never sneezed without a motive

> Will not stop kissing his client

> Does not listen to the audio commentary

> Has suspiciously well-kept nails

> Does not know how to drive an automatic

> Smells just a little bit like Vaseline

> Has never worn a shirt with another man's name on it

> Itemizes without looking

> Has secretly practiced signing an autograph that no one has ever asked for

> Takes the action figures out of the packaging

> Enjoys rolling the d20 a little too much

> Prefers the Old Spice ads

> Would rather be sniffing glue