Epic Drop: Top 10 Future NFL Scandals

Your list is here, and the sharper-eyed Eagle-haters out there are wondering, of course, why I didn't use Donovan in any of these hypothetical conundrums... and they can, of course, go bite themselves.

Oh, and Patriots Forever Undefeated For The Rest Of Time, Because We Should Have Known Better. Heil Bill!

Crown His Ass

Item:

Dennis Green, Unemployed Coach, refuses interview with the Oakland Raiders, on the grounds that Al Davis knows him well enough already.

Fact:

Dennis Green's last 4 years in the NFL: 5-10, 6-10, 5-11, 5-11.

Conclusion:

HE IS WHAT WE THOUGHT HE WAS!

Update -- Raiders to hire James Lofton. Guess they knew enough about Dennis Green.

(Hat tip: Philvis)