Three Small Moments of Mean

1) NFL QB Trent Green to hang 'em up after 15 years, with hopes of pursuing a broadcast career.Considering that this is the probably the most memorable moment of the man's recent career...



I'm assuming that his analysis will consist of moans, drooling noises and other Aikman-esque noises. He'll fit in just fine.

2) Ryan Leaf has until Thursday to turn himsefl in or face the wrath of Texas law. Here's your money quote:

"He can run, but he can't hide and we will find him," said James Farren, the district attorney for Randall County, Texas, according to the report.

Um, having watched Leaf's pro career... I'm pretty he can't run, either.

3) Sammy Sosa allegedy testing positive for drugs, as part of that increasingly less anonymous 'roid list from back in the day. Good thing I was sitting down for the news that Sosa' juiced. Truly surprising and revelatory news like that, you could easily faint from the shock, really.