Top 10 reasons why the Eagles signed Mark Sanchez

That Shining Butt Moment

10) Object lesson to Matt Barkley to show what happens if he doesn't work hard at his craft

9) It's not like there are many other backup QBs that have ever won a playoff game

8) This prevents anyone in the fan base from chanting for Nick Foles' back-up in the event of a weak game

7) Seemed only fair since the Jets gave Michael Vick a home

6) Chip Kelly's got this unfortunate, and highly secret, tattoo

5) There's a reasonable chance that he's used up all of the downright funny turnover moments in his career

4) Sanchez is more mobile than Foles, for all of those idiots who are convinced that Kelly needs his QB to be a running threat

3) To be fair, it's not as if he's ever played with an NFL-caliber wideout

2) It's a nice distraction from whatever veteran who dares to make money that they are dangling on the trade block this week

1) Eagle Fan was getting way too happy with the team's off-season moves