Tuesday, November 1, 2011

A Small And Should Be Obvious Point About NFL Cheerleaders

1) No one really prefers you being dressed in the colors of the team, at least not in comparison to being dressed as a fantasy sex symbol.

2) Every year that you do this, given the calendar, the working conditions get colder and less pleasant, assuming you don't work indoors or in the Sun Belt.

3) Leather traps heat and does not breathe.

4) The vast majority of the paying public, assuming that they are paying attention to you at all, does not want to see you in layers or down or whatever.

So... why aren't all of you dressed in enough skin tight leather to outfit a biker rally?

We now return you to your regularly scheduled blog about, well, sports. Mostly.

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