Showing posts with label twins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label twins. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

How John McCain Will Screw The Twins

Simple point, really... with the GOP convention going to Minnesota, the Twins get to play 13 straight road games against the Angels, Seattle, Oakland and Blue Jays, all because the Republicans will be taking up the stadium.
So Barack Obama, a White Sox fan, gets to help his team, since the ChiSox are 4.5 games back as I write this. Minny is also five games under .500 on the road, though one suspects that if they can't do better than that against the dregs of the AL West, they really aren't a division winner on talent, anyway. (Personally, now that they've finally gotten rid of Veteran Bad Presence Livan Hernandez, I think they'll be fine.) And as a final bonus, rabid Twins Fan (there are some, right? I see y'all waving Homer Hankies from time to time) can now really hate both presidential candidates for either imperiling their team, or rooting for their rival. Yay, us!

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Taking The Eighth, Or How To Be A .500 Team On The Cheap

Last night, as I was teaching the Shooter Eldest the rudiments of poker (important, in that you don't need a college degree to deal cards for a living), I've got the Yankees at Twins game on. The game is tied in the 8th. With one out and no one on, Jeter hits a ball off the baggie in right. Playing it perfectly, right fielder Michael Cuddyer takes the ball off the wall on the bounce, then throws a strike to second and gets the out in a bang-bang play. You can say he had home field advantage, or you can say he's a young player coming into his own; both are reasonably correct. Bobby Abreu then works a long count but bounces out on 3-2 to second, and the Twins have a 1-2-3 inning against the top of the Yankee lineup, just when they needed it.

In the bottom of the inning, the Yankees call on... nope, not Joba Chamberlain, because he's bound for rotational glory. No, instead they are reduced (and that's the last word any Yankee fan wants to use, in connection with this guy) to the magic that is Kyle Farnsworth. His hard straight stuff starts off with Cuddyer, who opens the inning by nailing a ball to the baggie in right, just about where Jeter's ball was. Abreu misjudges the bounce, Cuddyer stops at second, and several runs later, the Twins have split the series.

Now, is it particularly fair to determine the difference between this Yankee team and previous as the presence of the slow disappointment that is Abreu, or the contract failure that keeps on giving that is Farnsworth? Not particularly, since there were plenty of other reasons for the team to lose this game. But I do know this: when you can't get outs in the eighth inning, you are not only far from a playoff threat, you're also a long way from a team that can put together simple season winning streaks.

Name me a successful team, in this era of baseball, that got away with real shakiness from the set-up men. (I couldn't think of any, which isn't to say that there are now. Maybe the Phillies, not that I'd hold them up as a huge success.)

Now, take a look at the surprising, above .500 record of my Oakland Athletics... and the 80+ innings of sub 3 collective ERA from Mssrs. Devine, Casilla, Embree, Brown, and Foulke -- and all of those guys, combined, cost less than Farnsworth, naturally.

The A's are four games over .500 with guys that you can't name playing in the field. The Yanks are one game under with household names, one of whom (A-Rod, naturally) will make more this year than all of the A's combined.

Good, pre-arbitration kids giving you good middle relief innings. Defense from young legs and arms. Home field advantages that don't arbitrarily reward offense or defense, but do reward experience at playing in the venue. It's the cheap way to win ballgames. And as long as MLB+ teams insist on paying for guys on the downside of their career, particularly in the As Far As We Know Post-Roid Era, it'll stay that way.

Monday, March 31, 2008

Quick Opening Day Notes

> It's about 40 degrees, raw and drizzly here in New York. March Opening Day Baseball -- catch the fever!

> Starting today for your Cincinnati Reds... not white-hot prospects Joey Votto and Jay Bruce, but 38-year-old OBP-only Scott Hatteberg and perpetual source of disappointment Corey Patterson. Enjoy your new manager, Dusty "Death To The Young" Baker, Reds Fans!

> The Brew Crew has Jason Kendall hitting ninth against the Cubs, so that they can get the comparative power bat of Ben Sheets into the 8th slot. I'd make a Sheets Hurt comment here, but as I've drafted him in a league, that is No Longer Funny.

> The Mets throw Johan Santana vs. Dodger reject Mark Hendrickson in Florida today. I think we can call that the second time this year that a team has a home-field advantage in their road opener, after the Red Sox Go To Japan Experience...

> Really, Twins Fan, Livan Hernandez? On the bright side, I think he has more tread on the tire than Brad Radke... but you'd like Radke better here, wouldn't you?