Today's list is only slightly less crazy than the things that actually go on over there. I've had the, um, pleasure of being at two different Raider games in person, and the secret is that their fans are drunk on whiskey, not beer... much of it smuggled in via flasks and prosthetic limbs.
No, I'm not kidding.
> Who, exactly, do you expect to want to coach your team, given your track record of, um, "support"?
> Do you remember a young fellow by the name of Shanahan? About twenty years ago, you stiffed him out of money, it didn't work out so well for you? No, didn't think so.
> You do realize that the team before Lane Kiffin wasn't, you know, really in the NFL at all? I get that he wasn't exactly leading a world-beater... but, um, jeez.
> "Professional liar"? Well, um, OK then. How much do you enjoy lawsuits, really?
> Thanks to, well, your own actions about twenty years ago, you do know that there's a whole mechanism in place to make sure that coaches get paid when batshit owners try to welch? No, again, didn't think so...
