Top 10 Ways Sixer Fan Should Mark Ben Simmons' Return

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10) In anticipation of the "Bricking For Chicken" missed free throw promotion, refrain from eating for the better part of a day, so you don't put on too much weight

9) Turn off all national media, which are going on full They Threw Snowballs At A Drunk In A Santa Suit A Half Century Ago Alert

8) Boo Simmons for the fractions of a second where he has the ball in his hands

7) Check Simmons' social media feeds in mid-game, since he'll likely be updating them then

6) Wear the Simmons gear you haven't burned (as if)

5) Wear the Carson Wentz gear you didn't get to wear last week (and burn that too)

4) Nervously pass up your once in a lifetime chance to boo a useless grifter into oblivion to someone who isn't very prepared, interested, or good at booing

3) React with absolute silence to the inevitable highlight reel that some poor media intern had to compile as a sign of good will, or something

2) Look at James Harden on the bench in street clothes and know that, in your heart, you won this trade even when the Beard is sitting on his ass

1) Hours of uninterrupted rhythmic sing-a-long profanity that stagger the human imagination with its creativity and persistence