Thursday, June 4, 2009

205 Drop: Top 10 ways the rest of the world has it better than the US in sports

Going early with the link today, and it's a longish post with titty, violence, banner humor and more. It also ends with this.



Honestly, why we don't have touchdown celebration hakas, pre-game defensive hakas, Joba Chamberlain strikeout hakas... what the hell is wrong with you people? You've got the Internets, you've got peoples that should just be looking for tuff like this, you've got an entire Blogfrica and World Wide Lemur that's just dying to give your minstrel show serious run. Give us a haka, already. I'm dying to see one that uses gangsta rap.

Blogrolling Is Not Very Widely Viewed

Gitmo, the video game. No, this isn't an Onion story. Yes, your taxes and mine paid for torture, and that torture was repeated in multiple locations and condoned by the media. At least back in the day, when the CIA did this kind of thing, they kept it our of the public eye. A little professionalism is all I'm asking here.

Joe Posnanski and Bill James talk about Orioles' hyperprospect Matt Wieters. For certain theoretical members of the audience (raises hand), this counts as porn. Unfortunately, it's an SI story, and not a buddy movie.

The latest housing saga for Terrell Owens. Noteworthy for the knowledge that TO uses the same language in IM speak as your average MySpace user. LOL, indeed.

The daily viewership levels for MLB teams. At what point do the Washington Nationals get to move back to Montreal for the viewership bump?

205 Drop: Top 10 things I'd try if I were an NFL GM

Some modest, and less than modest, proposals going on here. You'll like.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

The Finals Pick

The case for LA: A coach with more rings than anyone alive. Home court. The best guard, and in all likelihood, the best player. Active offensive bigs, which will pose a matchup issue that Orlando has yet to deal with in the playoffs. Playing their best basketball now, and close enough to the prize that their usual heart and concentration problems should not be an issue. As healthy as any team can be in June. When they want to, a great defensive team especially in covering perimeter players, with Kobe Bryant, Trevor Ariza and Lamar Odom capable of lockdown defense. A large number of fouls to throw at Dwight Howard, and a coach that's willing to use them all.

The case against: Can be had defensively at the 1, and Orlando might get Jameer Nelson back in this series. A heavy favorite against a team that is playing with house money and a unique offensive complement and scheme. Can be counted on to quit when the going gets tough. For much of the playoffs, not getting enough from the bench. Can give away games, especially at the line and with turnovers. Not really as airtight as you'd like your presumptive Finals favorite to be.

The case for Orlando: Underrated for every series up to now, so being an underdog now should make them comfortable. Surprisingly competent coaching and bench play. Nelson's return could give them a boost, especially if it means JJ Reddick doesn't take off his warm-up sweats all series long. In Howard, Hedo Turkoglu and Rashard Lewis, have three matchup nightmares on offense, making double-teams problematic at best. Balanced offense means that Bryant won't be able to float on defense.

The case against: Going against the most experienced coach and superstar on the planet for a championship. Not having home court in the idiotic 2-3-2 format is a very big deal. Nelson could jeopardize the team's chemistry at the worst time of the year for such distraction. Rafer Alston can shoot you out of a game. Howard could be in constant foul trouble from having to guard Pau Gasol. Poor free throw shooting could easily help them blow a game.

The pick: It's chalk, but better to be live chalk than what's being chalked off. Lakers in six.

205 Drop: Top 10 reasons why the NBA needed four full days off before the Finals

Rape and adultery wackiness.