A Brief And Obvious Point About The Home Run Derby

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This is not sports.

If you watch this, you do not like sports.

What you like is a bloated gas bag doing shtick that, if it were performed by an 8 year-old boy, would get him slapped upside the head, or at the very least, quarantined from normal kids.

And if you do not agree with me on this...

1) Your Opinion Is Wrong, and

2) You Are Reading The Wrong Blog.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.