Tonight in your sports round-up...> A made-up pudpull (the ESPN Who's Now)
> Coverage of which celebrities are doing well in the World Series of Poker (can this, please, end any idea tha what they are doing is a sport?)
> The guy that always wins Wimbledon... won Wimbledon
> Formula 1 racers get into a shoving match, where the dad of one of ther drivers intervene (given that the driver are jockey-sized, makes sense to me)
> An Australian won the first stage of the Tour de France (hey, maybe their drugs are now up to world-class standards)
> Actual Arena League results
Yes, folks, we are officially Out of Sports. The next half-week won't be pretty. When does NFL Training camps open again?
No, probably not.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, in the year 2011 the National Hand Job League (NHJL) will become an instant hit when ESPN launches ESPN 8: The Ocho.
I see the Rock,Paper,Scissors tourney is getting media attention. I am not even excited about the MLB All Star Game anymore. Can I blame Barry Bonds and Pete Rose? Done and Done
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